Thursday, September 3, 2009

What Exactly is Madonna Celebrating?

The music video for Madonna’s new single really puts the nail in the coffin of her dignity.

As is now the norm with Madonna, scantily clad young men dance around while shots of the Queen of Pop are intermittently shown, gyrating embarrassingly in the direction of the camera whilst dressed like a slutty version of my mum. Only she’s not my mum, she’s Lourdes’ mum. At least she protects her daughter from the harsh world of celebrity. Wait no…that was Michael Jackson. Madonna, ever the blushing wall flower, instead gives her 13 year old daughter a cameo in the very same video where she practically strips off and humps her toy boy Jesus Luz.

'Does this music video make my bum look stupid?'

Wow, you’re a cool mum, and not at all messed up!

Honestly, the overall effect is somewhat disturbing. Growing old gracefully? She might have just celebrated her 51st birthday, but Madge is really shitting on that concept. The almost subliminal close-ups of Madonna rubbing her poontang really send the video from disturbing to vomalicious.

I personally feel that this is highly inappropriate behaviour for a woman half way to 102.

At least the song is catchy. It’s lucky that the voice synthesiser came to notereity right about the time she started to look like a bit of stringy chicken.

What do you think? Check out Madonna’s new Video, Celebration.

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