So I thought Queen Madge was rocking Jesus Luz back and forth in her TERMINATOR arms, but apparently it’s RUMORED that she’s now singing lullabys to The City “star,” Adam Senn.
“Star“ is used here as loosely as Kristin Cavallari’s vajayjay so try not to laugh too hard.
If you remember, this dude also tooled around with Whitney Port and Lindsay LOLohan.
Whitney’s basic dialogue of “OMG” and “nooooo way’s” probably made this fool KONK out before he even got her jacket off, so sleeping next to Madonna will keep this guy on his toes.
There’s no way I’d drift off into a deep sleep knowing that if the person beside me happens to roll over, it’ll be the end of my life as I know it…
Via The New York Post,
“Madonna sparked rumors of a cooling off between her and boy toy Jesus Luz by making the Oscar-party rounds in LA with handsome “The City” star Adam Senn, who’s also a fellow Dolce & Gabanna model. A source said, “Madonna brought Jesus to the Oscar parties last year, but she wants to do it her way this year. She and Adam got on well while shooting for D&G, and she’s smart enough to know that being seen together would generate more buzz for the campaign.” Madonna was seen chatting with Elton John and manager Guy Oseary Thursday before heading to the bar, ordering vodka on the rocks, and dropping the f-word because they didn’t have her favorite brand.”
This has SKETCH written all over it.
We all secretly know that Adam wakes up every morning fearing for his life that Lindsay LOLohan might be hovering over his bed with a fat needle in her hand. Naturally, the only way to get rid of her would be to run into the arms of someone who could probably send a Grizzly packing…
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